That’s Okay, Rod. I’ve Only Mentioned You 70,000 Times

See, the little ESPN thing at the top of my page, Rod? That means I’m big time. You hear that? BIG. TIME. Sure, it’s a vague affiliation, and my only contact with an ESPN entity outside of TrueHoop was limited to that one time I called Simmons a ‘douchenozzle” but still. BIG. TIME.

And hey, it’s cool. I’ve only mentioned you about thirty thousand f’ing times, including every time anyone’s asked me about a D-League call-up.  I started the website Schroeder runs and pushed StackMac in your direction.

Yet, I can’t get a freaking shout-out on the internet basketball blogging rap song? Nothing? No love?

You’re a heartless bastard, Boom Tho.

(Not really, I just needed a humorous way to point you readers in the direction of Benson’s latest ‘jam’ or whatever those damn kids call it. Click the link and listen for name drops of everyone who’s posted about Benson on the internet, ever. Not that I’m bitter.) 😳

Matt Moore

Matt Moore is a Senior NBA Blogger for's Eye on Basketball blog, weekend editor of Pro Basketball Talk on, and co-editor of Voice on the Floor. He lives in Kansas City due to an unbelievably complex set of circumstances and enjoys mid-90's pop rock, long walks on the beach and the novels of Tim Sandlin.