Hardwood Paroxysm’s 5-Year Paroxy-versary: How In The Hell Did We Not Burn This Thing To The Ground Yet?

Five years ago, Paroxi-wife, then Paroxi-fiancee, or rather, just fiancee, or something, said something to me that would change my life. “Dude, you cannot be at the bar hammered every night until 2 a.m.. You need a hobby.” “Like what?”… Continue Reading