MVP! MIP! ROY! COY! EOY! DPOY! 6MOY! To the ballots that exist inside our minds and hearts, if not in eyes of the league offices -- which, you'll agree, is an oversight on their part.
It's time for another Hardwood Paroxysm Round Table Over Everything! HOO-AH! It's the end of the year, and we've got awards to hand out. But not, like, the regular kind. The better kind. The ones that people in twenty, forty, one hundred years will really remember when thinking about these players. Don't forget to sign the yearbooks of our voting panel on the way out! HAGS! KIT!
Trade Deadline, you say? Sounds like a perfect excuse for an RTOE!
Hello, friends! I can't even really remember the last time we did an RTOE. So, here one is. We've got Derek, Jordan, Ian, Eric, Robby, Andrew, and Raffers on the case. Enjoy. - Ed.
The season's still early, but our writers have OPINIONS. And these OPINIONS will be heard, DAMMIT.
The Paroxysm crew is here to talk about some of our favorite sophomores.
Tracy McGrady yesterday announced his retirement from the NBA. The seven-time All-Star, two-time scoring champion and all-time talent leaves the game having recorded over 18,000 points, 5,000 rebounds