Rob Ford Says the Raptors Will Come Back, Nets May As Well Give Up Now

Despite being the higher seed coming into this first round playoff series, the Raptors are a bit of an underdog, with many people picking the veteran Nets to win and advance.

After a closely contested Game 1, the Nets escaped with an important win to not only go 1-0 up on the series, but also steal home court advantage from the Raps. But all hope is not lost for Toronto. No, in fact, they can rest easy knowing they’ve got a secret weapon up their sleeves: Mayor Rob Ford.

Ford will be in attendance tonight for Game 2 at the Air Canada Centre tonight, and he proclaimed that the Raptors will indeed come back in this series.

So there you have it. This is all you need to know about how the rest of this series will go. The Raptors are coming back, and the Raptors are going to win. Simple. It’s all over. Good run, Brooklyn, but better luck next year.

I don’t pop molly, I rock with Rob Ford.