The opportunity has come! You chance for vengeance is at hand! Now! Now is the moment for you to strike back! To cripple their defenses and overwhelm them like the Mongol Hordes! Do not hesitate!
Yes, it is unscrupulous, but so is the swipe to the face! So is the throw into the table! So is giving an executive of the year award to a dude that got a solid from a former member of the club! Cry vengeance, and let slip the dogs of war!
ED. NOTE: Don’t actually do anything. That would be stupid. And mean. And not at all chill, bro.