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Liner Notes: Scotty [Brooks] Doesn’t Know

Mar 28, 2014; Oklahoma City, OK, USA; Oklahoma City Thunder head coach Scott Brooks reacts to a play in action against the Sacramento Kings at Chesapeake Energy Arena. Mandatory Credit: Mark D. Smith-USA TODAY Sports

After failing in a late-game situation (again) in Game 4 and some miserable late-game offense so far this series, Scott Brooks has been questioned, to say the least — Jared Dubin wrote this for Grantland today about how Stan Van Gundy would be an improvement over Brooks for the Thunder.

I couldn’t resist getting in on the act, so I decided to rewrite “Scotty Doesn’t Know” by Lustra from the movie EuroTrip — one of my all-time favorites — to better illustrate the Thunder’s late game problems because, well, Scotty Brooks doesn’t know what’s going on.

Scotty doesn’t know what Russ and KD are doing in the backcourt every Gameday,

They say they’ll pass the ball, but they don’t at all, instead they’re waving off screens and Scotty doesn’t know.

Scotty doesn’t know.  Scotty doesn’t know-oh. So don’t tell Scotty, Scotty doesn’t know. Scotty doesn’t know-oh.

Durant says he’s pick-and-popping, but he’s fading away and they’re not dropping.

Cause Scotty doesn’t know, Scotty doesn’t know, Scotty doesn’t know, Scotty doesn’t know-oh. So don’t tell Scotty, Scotty doesn’t know-oooohhhh.

I can’t believe he’s so trusting. While Russ is pulling up and chucking.

They’ve got him on the phone, tryin not to groan, it’s gonna be an iso and he knows nothin.

Scotty doesn’t know, Scotty doesn’t know, Scotty doesn’t know. Don’t tell Scotty. Scotty doesn’t know, Scotty doesn’t know-oooohhhh.

So don’t tell Scotty, we’ll put on a show, everyone will go, but Scotty doesn’t know. Scotty doesn’t know, Scotty doesn’t know-oooohhhh.

From the parkin lot? Why not? It’s so cool from halfcourt when it drops.

His whiteboard, is a bore, cause Scotty doesn’t know. Scotty doesn’t know, Scotty doesn’t knooooowwww.

I took a three and it was so eeeaaarrrlllyyyyyy.

Scotty doesn’t know, Scotty doesn’t know, Scotty doesn’t know. Don’t tell Scotty. Scotty doesn’t know, Scotty doesn’t know-oooohhhh.

Scotty will know Scotty has to know Scotty’s gotta know

Gonna tell Scotty Gonna tell him myself Scotty has to know

Scotty has to know Scotty has to Scotty has to Scotty has to go

Scotty doesn’t know Don’t tell Scotty Scotty doesn’t know

Don’t tell Scotty Scotty doesn’t know

Scotty’s gotta go

 

Robby Kalland

Robby covers college football for Cox Media and formerly covered the Atlanta Hawks for Hawks.com and SB Nation. He once broke a roulette table in half with Anthony Tolliver and was given a bottle of wine by Johan Petro in the same night.