I’m going to assume that 99.9% of the people reading this, as well as myself, had no idea what aÂ lunotriquetral ligament was until we all jointly Googled it about 5 minutes ago. For those who aren’t up on the news and fondly remember their formative years in elementary school, I present this helpful primer. Feel free to sing and mime along. Minus the miming – that’s never, ever a good idea.
TheÂ lunotriquetral ligament is connected to theÂ lunate and triquetral bones,
TheÂ lunate and triquetral bones are connected to the hand bone,
The hand bone is connected to Kobe’s clutch bone,
Kobe’s clutch bone is connected to the Lakers’ success bone,
The Lakers’ success bone is connected to the “overreact and trade for Dwight Howard” bone,
The overreact and trade for Dwight Howard bone is connected to the “battle the Clippers for Los Angeles supremacy – at least this year, as Kobe continues to fall apart and the Clippers develop more chemistry” bone,
The “Battle for Los Angeles” bone is connected to the “making the Western Conference Finals and potentially losing to the Thunder anyway” bone,
And they’re all connected to the ring finger bone.