Maybe We Should Change His Nickname To “Tropical Storm Artest”

So, the Rockets complete the trade for Artest this week. Now, Tropical Storm Gustav (seriously, who names these freakin’ things) is suddenly changing trajectory and may very well achieve landfall in Houston. And all the Rocket bloggers and journalists were worried about Ron-Ron just stalling the offense, punching a fan, burning down a Mexican restaurant, eating a mascot’s hand or, God Forbid, releasing another album. Now, Crazy Pills is bringing a bona-fide natural disaster along with him to Space City. Evacuate the city!

Coincidence? I think not.


Just when you thought things couldn’t get any worse!

Seth Carstens