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NBA Coaching Tinder: Finding Love For Your Favorite NBA Coach

The coaching carousel spins round and round every year and is just far too complicated. In an effort to simplify the process, I’ve decided to create NBA Coaching Tinder, a quick and easy way to streamline the process of finding an NBA coach.

1. Byron Scott

 

byrontinderPROFILE:

Love LA. Please hire me. Remember when I was a Laker? Let’s go to dinner a few times and talk about it.

SWIPED RIGHT BY:

Nets, Hornets, Cavs, Lakers (8 times)

SWIPED LEFT BY:

Lakers (9 times)

2. Jason Kidd

 

jkiddtinderPROFILE:

Mr. Steal Yo Girl. Mr. Steal Yo Job.

SWIPED RIGHT BY:

Nets. Bucks.

SWIPED LEFT BY:

Nets, All old teams, Entire nation of Russia.

3. George Karl

 

georgekarlPROFILE:

Took a year off, would like to get back in the game. Plenty of experience. Gucci Mane is my favorite rapper.

SWIPED RIGHT BY:

Cavs, Warriors, Sonics (RIP), Bucks, Nuggets

SWIPED LEFT BY:

Wizards

4. Mike Woodson

 

woodytinderPROFILE:

I won’t sit here and kick anyone to the curb. Prefer isolation.

SWIPED RIGHT BY:

Hawks, Knicks

SWIPED LEFT BY:

Hawks and Knicks fans.

5. Flip Saunders

 

flipsaundersPROFILE:

“I love me some me.” – Terrell Owens

SWIPED RIGHT BY:

Pistons, Wizards, Himself

SWIPED LEFT BY:

Timberwolves

6. Doug Collins

 

dougtinderPROFILE:

Looking for a 3 year relationship that will end in animosity.

SWIPED RIGHT BY:

Bulls, Pistons, Wizards, Sixers, ESPN

SWIPED LEFT BY:

Bulls, Pistons, Wizards, Sixers

7. Phil Jackson

 

philtinderPROFILE:

Who has 10 fingers and too many rings for them. THIS GUY!

SWIPED RIGHT BY:

Everyone but Rudy Tomjanovich.

SWIPED LEFT BY:

Rudy Tomjanovich.

Robby Kalland

Robby covers college football for Cox Media and formerly covered the Atlanta Hawks for Hawks.com and SB Nation. He once broke a roulette table in half with Anthony Tolliver and was given a bottle of wine by Johan Petro in the same night.