Chillax!


The Big Chill will be Big Chillin’ for at least two more weeks (although AP reports 4-6 weeks) before we see him again in an NBA game. Sorry, Blazer fans, your lot in life is a tough one. We know. Now go make room in the attic for the 90 trophies you’ll still inevitably win. All in all though, we can all breath easier after a long day with no news from Blazerville. It could definitely be much, much worse.

I think the general sentiment on this will pretty much be: “Well, this sucks.” I’m not sure that I have much to add to that. Although, if you ask me, the dude’s faking it. Wittle Gweg is calling in sick on the day of the test. Trust me, I would know. I’ve been in those situations, and I’ve seen the Blazers upcoming schedule. It’s just too easy.

Still, it’s a pretty big buzz-kill for fans around the league. Blame fate, blame Oden’s podiatrist, blame the basketball gods. Personally, I’ll blame Andrew Bynum. What a jerk. You may have fooled the world with your goodie two shoes act, Andrew, but I’ve got my eye on you. You best watch yo’self.

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Seth Carstens