HP Investigates: Monta Ellis’ Injury

Monta Ellis injured himself playing pick-up ball in his hometown. Wait, no he didn’t. But conveniently, Monta left out what he was doing. Coincidence? I think not! But rest assured, the sleuths here at HP are burning the midnight oil to determine the exact circumstances of Monta’s high ankle sprain/torn deltoid ligament. Here are the possibilities:

  • Playing pick-up basketball in Jackson, Mississippi…against the Monstars
  • rollerblading
  • riding a motorcycle
  • riding a motorcycle backwards
  • spelunking
  • trying out a new pair of Moon Shoes
  • fighting Jean Claude Van Damme
  • motosurfing
  • making a Slip n’ Slide down the side of a mountain
  • playing a wacky game of golf
  • lion taming
  • pissing off a witch doctor familiar in the voodoo arts

Any theories of your own, Paroxites?

Seth Carstens