Never Hit A Woman, Son. Unless She’s A Professional Basketball Player, Apparently

“Ho, hum. Man, Dark Knight was good. That was a fine film. And with Summer League over, and the offseason in a lull, there’s no way I missed anything…what?”

Via Awful Announcing

I don’t know whether to be impressed or depressed.

What is in the water up there, Watson?

Seriously? Mahorn? Seriously? You really thought that was necessary?

That clinking noise you hear is Stern pulling out the good scotch. The other good scotch.

Good God.

Hardwood Paroxysm