Thanks to Damien Wilkins scoring 41 points and the fact that the Memphis Grizzlies are actually good (and the fact that we’re both in travel too much without the series of tubes, stupid families), we are forced to shut down… Continue Reading
We apologize for the lack of updates this weekend on the bankshot. Between my Missouri Tigers sending me into epileptic fits of joy, Corn not having access to the internets, and some other commitments, we were held up. But we… Continue Reading
Dear Damien, What. The. F*ck.?. Dude, who pissed in you Wheaties? Also, Corn says thanks. F*cker’s leading our fantasy league and took a reach on you. Thanks for that.
If you ever ask yourself, “Why did Big Baby Jesus, in his infinite wisdom, decide to put (insert blog) on the planet?”, and you wonder about Basketbawful, here it is. Darko likey, baby. Darko likey.
Charles Barkley: “Everyone’s talkin’ about changin’ lineups… there’s a reason a guy was on the bench in the first place!” Preach, Preacher! 15 Reasons To Watch Tonight’s NBA Games: 1. The Horror… The Horror…: El Tigre Monstruoso and the War… Continue Reading
Well, this is just creepy as hell. (100% Injury Rate) Takin’ It To The Rack’s Steve Weinman makes the case for Big Baby Jesus. (MVN: Takin’ It To The Rack) There are a lot of great reviews to check on… Continue Reading
Hey, good news, Miami! Dwayne Wade’s back! Now it’ll be just like you said! Everything’s back to normal! What? You lost to who? By how much? Oh. You’re screwed. But hey! Wade’s back! You know! From Robbins, Illinois! Dwayne Waaaaaade!… Continue Reading
Can’t get enough of your love, Steph. We here at HP have plenty of great friends who sometimes humor us with their non-sensical patter about what all Matt and I DON”T know about the NBA. One of those guys is… Continue Reading
It’s been quite a busy last few days around these parts. If you’re new from Deadspin, CSTB, Awful Announcing, Posting and Toasting, or the awesome guys over at Epic Canival, welcome. Make yourselves at home. But use a coaster fer… Continue Reading
Dolan: For the love of Big Baby Jesus, Isiah, this Steph thing has got me all up in knots! I had to take fifteen Maloxx last night just so I could watch Dancing With the Stars. What are we going… Continue Reading