Middleton loves fruit

It seems that when she wasn't playing with Photoshop, Kate Middleton, the most searched-for character in the world, appeared much more than Bonnie and Clyde, the Philosopher's Stone, the Battleship Bismarck, Puigdemont, and the Google logarithm. on Saturday from the beautiful country house he has as a second home and went to buy some fruit at a shop in Windsor, the city that inspired the current nickname for the British royal family. When King George, in the middle of World War I, decided it was not at all patriotic to be called Sax- Coburg and Gotha, a name that couldn't have sounded more German, and he brainstormed within Buckingham to find an invented surname that would be more appropriate, and he thought his secretary kept quiet, because I had lived most of the time in Windsor, you could call yourself a Windsor, which would It would be as if the Spanish royal family now believed, with good reason, that the French title of Bourbon was, given its history, unpresentable, and decided to call itself Madrid, which would be more Spanish and more descriptive of the true nature of its position. Exactly, everyone seems to be wondering how Kate went out to buy apples and carrots and then didn't show up to put an end to speculation that she had died, especially since one of the idiots posting videos on TikTok said that the BBC had already pre-empted the mourning by changing the color of its logo to black, on… Although in reality it has always been black. And with all this, we have the answer to the question about the purpose of the British royal family: it consoles us by thinking that if a family with so much money, so many advisors, and so much experience is doing things blatantly wrong… What should we do, poor people?