1 RTOE: The Real NBA Awards, where you’ll never guess who’s MVP! (It’s KD.) Posted on April 14, 2014 12:59 pm by Hardwood Paroxysm MVP! MIP! ROY! COY! EOY! DPOY! 6MOY! To the ballots that exist inside our minds and hearts, if not in eyes of the league offices -- which, you'll agree, is an oversight on their part.