Lion Face/Lemon Face 4/18/13: LAKERS RULE, JAZZ DROOL

Records broke, playoff seeds clinched, and a lot of really terrible basketball. Ladies and gentlemen, the last night of the 2013 regular season! Lemon Face: Alonzo Gee    This is brilliant, and it’s how I’m going to answer most of… Continue Reading

Redemption, thy name is Wallace

How quickly the Boston Celtics have gone from league laughingstock to Eastern Conference superpower in their oft-doubted pursuit of an 18th career NBA title. In impressive yet shaky fashion, the Beantown Green disposed of the Orlando Magic, previously undefeated in… Continue Reading

Overreacting to Cleveland’s Game 2 loss

The Cavaliers were overwhelming favorites to defeat the Boston Celtics in the Eastern Conference semifinals before the series began. After an expected Game 1 victory, Cleveland fell in what was not a close game in Cleveland on Monday night. Now,… Continue Reading

Expectation Series: Part 3 (Most Disappointing Players)

Over the next four days, I’ll be writing on what I call my Expectation Series — a four-part set of rankings for the following: most disappointing teams, most surprising teams, most disappointing players, and most surprising players. So far I’ve reviewed… Continue Reading

Green From The Limit: Boston’s Shooting Less From The Corner

The team is on pace to attempt almost exactly the same number of overall three-pointers (about 1,550) as it launched in 2008, but, at its current rate, only 340 of those will be corner threes—about one fewer corner three per… Continue Reading