1 RTOE: The Real NBA Awards, where you’ll never guess who’s MVP! (It’s KD.) Posted on April 14, 2014 by Hardwood Paroxysm MVP! MIP! ROY! COY! EOY! DPOY! 6MOY! To the ballots that exist inside our minds and hearts, if not in eyes of the league offices -- which, you'll agree, is an oversight on their part.