It’s been almost a full year since the death of Beloved, the world’s ugliest dog. He passed away in a New Jersey suburb near Philadelphia, which is an appropriate place for such a wretched creature. But while that dog is… Continue Reading
Relive the best moments from this year’s FIBA World Cup. Continue Reading
Derrick Rose is back on the basketball court in a semi-competitive setting and looks, well, a lot like the Derrick Rose we remember from before the knee surgeries. Continue Reading
For our fourth installment of NBA Oregon Trail we sent the Chicago Bulls out on the trail. Continue Reading
The Bulls have been making me miserable lately. And because my brain is weird, I have dreamed up the opening scene to the musical Les Misera-Bulls. Continue Reading
Against all odds, yet again, by some means, the Chicago Bulls are here. 47-33, heading into the playoffs with home court advantage for the fourth year in a row. And of course, Derrick Rose is sidelined. Aaaaagain.
Dear Santa Claus, It’s me, Sonny. I saw you at the mall the other day from a distance and it looks like you’re doing well. I know that you’re probably busy with all of your Christmas prep stuff—feeding the Reindeer,… Continue Reading
Kobe Bryant is expected to miss 6 weeks. /sad trombone Continue Reading
They say a wise man hopes for the best but prepares for the worst. Or if they don’t, I do. Similarly, a foolish man ignores the worst and prepares for the best, secure in his own superiority.
I am a foolish man. Continue Reading
Last night was another night full of blowouts and forgettable games. Seven of the nine games were decided by double-digits. There was one game that went into overtime – Chicago Bulls vs. Utah Jazz – but neither team could manage… Continue Reading