Playoff berths and ping pong balls are on the line. To the games!
15-Footer time! 11 games, including an ESPN doubleheader. What a great way to spend a Friday evening, right? ...right?!
Can I interest you in a comparison of each of the four teams playing tonight to a song from the original Now That's What I Call Music!? ...no? TOO BAD. READ IT ANYWAY.
15-Footer time! A little bit of word association, a little bit of comparing a team to puppies, a whole lot of teams struggling on the road. Which probably means all the home teams will lose tonight, because that's the way things go.
15-Footer time! 12 games on the Friday night slate. We've got word association and Hot Sports Takes for you. Dive on in!
15-Footer time! What's that? You wanted more free association? Well, my friend, you are in luck. Let Robby Kalland and myself drill deep into your subconscious with some basketball nuggets.
...do nuggets drill things? Whatever. IT'S WORD ASSOCIATION THERE ARE NO RULES.
15-Footer time! Can we interest you in some free association?
Another great slate of games coming toward your eyeball-holes on this Monday evening. Sixers defend their regular season title. Rockets/Clippers! Ricky Rubio vs. Kyrie Irving (and their respective teams, too)!
...and Celtics/Grizzlies, too. Hooray?
Only two games on the docket tonight, but expect a bounty of three-pointers from at least 3 of the 4 teams playing.
FOURTEEN GAMES. It's like Christmas morning in a household that thinks it can buy its children's love with enough gifts under the tree.
And the NBA is exactly right in thinking that. GIVE ME ALL THE PRESENTS.