The origins of Pierre the Pelican are more horrifying than you can even imagine. Let me show you.
Here's what the Paroxysm crew learned from the first week or so of the 2013-14 regular season.
15-Footer time! What's that? You wanted more free association? Well, my friend, you are in luck. Let Robby Kalland and myself drill deep into your subconscious with some basketball nuggets.
...do nuggets drill things? Whatever. IT'S WORD ASSOCIATION THERE ARE NO RULES.
Heading into last summer's draft, there was little doubt that the now-Pelicans were going to give Anthony Davis a one-way ticket to New Orleans. After him, all the signs were pointing towards history being made, with his Kentucky Wildcat teammate Michael Kidd-Gilchrist going to the Charlotte Bobcats with the second overall pick.
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With 7.5 seconds left in the first half, and the Portland Trail blazers leading the Denver Nuggets by sixteen points,
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Grades. Basketball fans love to give them. We like to grade trades and drafts and a team’s offseason
15-Footer time! Can we interest you in some free association?
Tae Bo founder Billy Blanks worked out with the Denver Nuggets back in September and the video was just released.
You've seen him dunk. You've seen the chase-down blocks. You've seen the game-winners. You've read the hype. But have you heard Victor Oladipo sing?
Defense is awesome. But in the regular season, give me unencumbered, explosive offense like the Clippers and Rockets displayed on Monday night.