Hustle until you can’t no more.
— Soulja Boy (@souljaboy) June 9, 2014
Safe to say both teams were taking Soulja’s advice last night. *100 emoji*
San Antonio Spurs vs. Miami Heat
This matchup just continues to produce awesome games. For as much of a letdown as the second round and conference finals were, the Finals so far has been awesome.
Like, the game had barely even started and Tim Duncan was already flexing.
Tim Duncan Putback Dunk pic.twitter.com/QMmlJ1XOqD
— 3030 (@jose3030) June 9, 2014
Duncan’s dunk was so nice it elicited a rap response from Steezus, so that should tell you something.
“Tim…. Duncan and he ain’t frontin…give him the rock and he’ll show u sumthin”
— Jordan Crawford (@jcraw55) June 9, 2014
But LeBron didn’t want anyone to forget about him, because he is truly The King.
Also, this happened. Swagger on a hundred, thousand, trillion.
Here we have Tim Duncan throwing a touchdown to Tony Parker.
And here we have Mario Chalmers getting called for a flagrant foul for elbowing Tony Parker in the ribs. I think this was a definitely a foul, but I don’t know about the flagrant part. Regardless, the worst thing about this was that people tried to turn it into a meme.
“Hey, #dude, check this out. I’m Parkering.”
“Haha, nice #dude! Getting hit in the ribs is hilarious.”
“#WellActually, you morons, Parkering is dumb and so is injury shaming and about 99% of all memes.”
— Sean Highkin (@highkin) June 9, 2014
Anyways, let’s just forget about Parkering all together and focus on LeBron stunting.
LeBron mean muggin’ the San Antonio crowd pic.twitter.com/3NQ8Gj8nJc
— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) June 9, 2014
There was nothing the Spurs could do. Inside, outside, hand in his face, whatever. LeBron was unstoppable last night.
LeBron James shot chart pic.twitter.com/J4ZG698sMA
— Dan Feldman (@PistonPowered) June 9, 2014
Also, this happened after Bosh hit Dwyane Wade for a game clinching layup late in the fourth quarter.
DAMN, CHRISTOPHER BOSH, STUNT ON THEM HATERS.