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Last night in the NBA Playoffs: Poor Andray Blatche :(

Good morning, everybody.

 

San Antonio Spurs vs. Dallas Mavericks

Aww yeah, another game in San Antonio means we get to see this bizarre scene in which some guy is getting arrested in the background as they cut back from commercial. Like what are the chances of TNT catching this on tape.

 

HEY, MR. CARTER.

CRAZY ass Vince Carter shot.  on Twitpic

 

Young Old Carter, go farther, go further, go harder. Is that not why we came? And if not then why bother.

vc

 

(h/t to the Blog Mamba himself for the .gif and the picture which I then fixed)

 

Pretty crazy that Josh McRoberts showed up court side to the Spurs-Mavs game last night and brought his crazy dancing friend along.

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(h/t SB Nation)

So why were Josh McRoberts and his Sean-Elliot-Jersey-Rocking friend so excited? Probably because of sick dunkzzzz like this.

 

Have you ever wanted to see Gregg Popovich jump around like a crazy person trying to get the ref’s attention for a timeout? Well then today’s your lucky day.

 

Toronto Raptors vs. Brooklyn Nets

LET’S GO RAPTORS. *clap, clap, clap-clap-clap* LET’S GO RAPTORS.

 

As you can hear, that Raptors crowd was nuts last night, and the official Brooklyn Nets Twitter dot com account was pretty salty about it.

 

I mean, it’s Game 6 of your team’s first playoff series in years, so that’s gonna get the crowd fired up. But throw in some limited edition OVO lint rollers? Now that’s a recipe for an all-time great crowd.

 

#KLOE #KLOE #KLOE #KLOE #KLOE

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(h/t SB Nation)

(h/t the Blog Mamba)

 

“Kyle just hit a sick floater to give us a three point lead. Gotta go in for the kiss now. It’s the perfect opportunity.”

OH NO. OHHHHH NOOOOOO.

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As someone who doesn’t exactly kill it with the ladies (A basketball blogger isn’t good at social interactions? No way! You’re kidding me.) this is like my worst nightmare so I empathize with our buddy here.

No worries, however, because Andray Blatche was there to make sure my man didn’t make the worst mistake of the night.

 

 

Portland Trail Blazers vs. Houston Rockets

In honor of Dr. Jack Ramsay, the Blazers wore some pretty sweet patches on their jerseys last night.

 

Apparently Chandler Parsons wasn’t too fond of the patches, however. Or maybe it was just Mo Williams, I don’t know. Either way he had a few words he wanted to share with Mo.

GIF: Chandler Parsons yells at Mo Williams on Twitpic

 

Hey guys, want to see James Harden play some great defense? Hahaha just kidding this was as awful as ever.

GIF: James Harden head scratching defense on Twitpic

(h/t @BenGolliver for the last two .gifs)

 

Well that’s about all I got for the Blazers-Rockets game (the Rockets won, 108-98) because the playoffs finally got to me and I fell asleep on the couch at some point in the second half. I just wasn’t blogging had enough.

Anyways, as Mr. Tony would say, I’ll try to do better the next time. Good night, Canada.

 

Jack Maloney