DeMarcus Cousins Suspended For Season Finale: A Poem

Just one game left for the Kings on the season,

One that they’ll lose for many a reason.


It’s against Phoenix, a much better squad,

And if the Kings win everyone will be awed.


Even with a full roster, this game would be tough,

But with no D. Cousins, this one could get rough.


DMC’s been suspended for too many techs,

And without him it’s likely the Kings will get wrecked.


He picked up his sixteenth last night in Minnesota,

Reaching the NBA’s technical quota.


They wouldn’t rescind it, to that they said nay.

So now Wednesday night, he won’t get to play.