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Important: Kevin Durant Now Has An Adorable Bulldog

Kevin Durant is pretty awesome. In the summers, he goes around the country playing pickup basketball with us normal folk, only to remind everyone that, yes, he is awesome at what he gets paid to do for a living. Then, during the season, he likes to lead the league in scoring with an array of feathery jump-shots and gravity-defying dunks that you expect to see in a video game. And when he’s not doing either of those things, he’s hanging out with fans, getting involved in the community or making terrible movies you can’t stop watching no matter how many times it comes on TV.

Now, where was I? Oh, right. He’s awesome.

Well, just when you didn’t think you could like Kevin Durant any more, he goes out and does this: Gets an adorable bulldog called “Baby Zo”. To be fair, there wasn’t much else he could do to become America’s sweetheart, but this may just be the straw that broke the camel’s back. And now, Quincy Pondexter might not have the cutest dog in the NBA. It’s sad, but, hey, a baby bulldog may just be the cutest thing in the world. I mean, LOOK AT THOSE FAT ROLLS.

Sorry, Buckets.

Scott Rafferty