Things to do Before the New CBA is Ratified

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1) Eat a giant burger
2) Make some Stan Van Gundy jokes
3) Antagonize haters on twitter
4) Have a sham marriage
5) Play basketball overseas
6) Get out of sham marriage
7) See the new Muppets movie
8) Get a scary injury overseas
9) Try to get out of overseas contract
10) Get your name mentioned in a Billy Joel parody
11) Dunk in a fancy suit

12) Recertify Union
13) Sign CBA

Amin Vafa

Amin grew up in Cleveland, lives in DC, and somehow still manages to love watching professional basketball.