Let’s Talk Cake: I Am Smarter Than Zach Harper And Jared Wade (Or “The Thunder Are Good. Duh.”)

Oh, foolish boys. How you should know better. You see, rounds about November of this year, the Thunder looked pretty good! You were seeing some of the things that got them to where they are now. I felt really good… Continue Reading

NBA Playoffs: Be They Horsemen Or Mere Messengers?

First off: ROTFLMAO. Okay, now that we’ve got late 90’s AIM chat words out of the way, let’s talk Dallas. Did you know the Mavs are 14-11 against the top ten teams in Net Points? That’s a pretty good number.… Continue Reading

SPURS: Burn Down the Forest, Not the Trees

There was a time where the most apt metaphor to describe the San Antonio Spurs was the three-legged stool. Duncan, Ginobili, and Parker were completely symbiotic, facilitating each others’ games in a way that other teams of co-superstars could only… Continue Reading