Hey, Derek. How’s It Going? Would You Mind Staying Right There? Maybe A Step To Your Left? Just A Step. Riiiiight There.

Graphic video: Wolf attacks Derek Fisher – Ball Don’t Lie – NBA Blog – Yahoo! Sports.

Someone wanna pick up Derek’s manhood? It’s right there next to the cameraman with the Green Lantern tattoo.

Corey Brewer stole Shannon Brown’s “completely inconsequential NBA player who looks really awesome dunking” mojo for the night.

Matt Moore

Matt Moore is a Senior NBA Blogger for CBSSports.com's Eye on Basketball blog, weekend editor of Pro Basketball Talk on NBCSports.com, and co-editor of Voice on the Floor. He lives in Kansas City due to an unbelievably complex set of circumstances and enjoys mid-90's pop rock, long walks on the beach and the novels of Tim Sandlin.