Announcement: I’m Quitting The Internet Because Of Matt McHale

The Dallas Mavericks: All I know is, this Monta Ellis character comes out of thin air in the middle of the goddamn court while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just stands there waiting for the Mavericks to try and get a hand in his face with light coming out of his mouth!

via Basketbawful.

This is my favorite post in the history of everything. I’m going to print it out and read it at night under the covers with a flashlight (not fleshlight). I’m going to carry it with me always like a security blanket. I’m going to make this post the Godfather to my children. I’m not saying I would have sex with it, but if I had to have sex with a blogpost, like HAD to, I’d choose this post.

In conclusion, it’s all in the reflexes.

Matt Moore

Matt Moore is a Senior NBA Blogger for CBSSports.com's Eye on Basketball blog, weekend editor of Pro Basketball Talk on NBCSports.com, and co-editor of Voice on the Floor. He lives in Kansas City due to an unbelievably complex set of circumstances and enjoys mid-90's pop rock, long walks on the beach and the novels of Tim Sandlin.