Mehmet Okur Will Be Playing The Dread Pirate Steve

The fact that the song is by AK’s wife, Masha, is what really ties this thing together. Additionally, with this, HP officially signs the Non-Agitation Pact of Paroxysm-Jazz of 2009-2010. You fought bravely, Utah. We are proud to call you brethren. Now ditch Boozer.

Matt Moore

Matt Moore is a Senior NBA Blogger for CBSSports.com's Eye on Basketball blog, weekend editor of Pro Basketball Talk on NBCSports.com, and co-editor of Voice on the Floor. He lives in Kansas City due to an unbelievably complex set of circumstances and enjoys mid-90's pop rock, long walks on the beach and the novels of Tim Sandlin.