They Must Be Stopped. Hurry, Get Your Wooden Spikes.

Just when you thought vampires were falling out of the pop culture lexicon, here they come again. HP has found out that it is indeed, not the Chinese people who seem hell-bent on breaking the backbone of American Democracy — No, not the election, silly. All Star Voting. This blood sucking army must be vanquished, lest we have to give up a precious All Star spot to sworn vampire lover and walking dead combo forward, Yi Jianlian.

We always knew he would come back to haunt us!

So throw some internets garlic on this cockameme scheme and keep this unholy creature out of Phoenix. If we ever needed the rising sun, this would be the time.

Seth Carstens