Hardwood Paroxysm’s 2008-2009 Season Preview: New Orleans Hornets

Buzzzzz. Your opening preview is from Matt Moore. ************************************************Fifty nine words about the Hornets, one for every win I anticipate from them. Smash.Drop.Injury?Pancake.Driven.Professional.Aerodynamic.Dirty.Brutal.Efficient.Balderdash.Precipice.Shallow.Plucked.Anointed.Ballyhoo.Cosmic.Draw.Territorial.Silent.Head-sticks.Fleur De Bee.Marketable.Louisiana.Slick.Mixtape.Dropjaw.Murderer.Compassionate.Nightstick.Warlock.Flammable.Clutch.Wince.Desperate.Reverse.Alley-Oop.Trap.Warned.Control.Philanthropic.Seer.Muscle.Jack.Assassin.Workman.Joy.Destruction.Unfazed.50. Sincere.Trapeze.Conundrum.Percolate.Marinate.Devise.Taskmaster.Profound.Legendary.Weapon. ************************************************ VISIONS BY TREY KERBY: ***************************************************IF HE REALLY NEEDED IT, I WOULD GIVE CHRIS… Continue Reading