A NEW TOMORROW AND INSEAM

These are hard times.

The economy is melting like Velveeta on a hot summer day on Mercury.

Global warming is making it harder and harder to do things like glacier surf.

Radical terrorism is a constant threat to our ability to watch major sporting events and sneak in video cameras.

Rising prices have forced all sandwiches off McDonald’s Dollar Menu.

And many of our core values are either becoming irrelevant in the age of education and globalization, or being disregarded as we pull for our fantasy teams.

In times like this, we need to rally around leadership. Around values. Around something we can trust.

Join Trey Kerby and I, in our support for…

THUNDERPANTS.


This message paid for by the THUNDERPANTS Coalition of America.

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