There Is A Finite Amount Of Time Before We Pwn You

Sweet Jesus, there’s an NBA game on Sunday. An actual, real, live, NBA game, with referees and paint, and posses in the audience, and bad halftime shows, and fadeaway jumpers and no pansy international game styles and terrible hairstyles, and bad shot selection and everything!

The season’s coming, mofos.

We’ve got season previews starting next Tuesday. We’re working on some surprises. We’ve got that old feeling back.

WE’RE GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER!

Oh, and we’re renaming the Ball Movments the 15 Footer. Again. I know. We tried something new. It just didn’t fit.

Oh, and there’s absolutely no reason to go to www.hardwoodparoxysm.com. None. At all. Yet.

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