Knock, Knock, Knocking on Livingston’s Door


Shaun Livingston may not have had a chance to revive his career with the Clipshow, but it looks like he’ll have an opportunity to ball for money elsewhere. Miami, Minnesota, and Portland (!) are all reportedly interested in taking a chance on Shaun after watching him in personal individual workouts.

I know Pritchard wants to rule the league’s young talent with an iron fist, and I’m not touching Miami’s PG position anymore. But, if Livingston goes to Minny, my head will explode. Al Jefferson. Kevin Love. Randy Foye. Mike Miller. Mark Madsen, Michael Doleac (edit: it appears Doleac won’t be back next year. I’m trying my best to keep the tears off the keyboard), Brian Cardinal. It’s a fricking all-star team of players that I want to fall into a cyclone of awesome and subsequently take the world by storm. Who knows what Livingston is capable of at this point, and most opinions indicate that he’s not going to be able to contribute much this season. But he has to be at least as good as Sebastian Telfair, right? If he latches on to the T-Wolves underbelly, it’ll only be a matter of time before he’s writin’ rhymes with Rashad, getting his groove on with Mad Dog, and tossing oops to Calvin Booth.

So come on, Shaun! Minnesota! They’ve got…parks! And cold weather! And ugly uniforms! …Dammit.

Seth Carstens