A Dark Day for the League

If you follow the NBA, sometimes there are bad days. And sometimes, there are really-really-really bad days. Today…is one of those days.

Today, Shawn Kemp was taken from us…by those damn Europeans. HASN’T SEATTLE ALREADY LOST ENOUGH, YOU CANNOLI-EATING ASS BAGS?!

To the city of Seattle, Shawn Kemp’s 43 illegitimate children, and lovers of all things awesome: I’m sorry.

To the people of Italy: Keep an eye on your wives and daughters.

To Mr. Kemp: Reign o’er l’Italia, big man. Reign o’er ‘em good.

(Heads up from BDL)

Seth Carstens