Wanted: Nerd

I like stats. They’re fun. They’re even fun to say.

Stats stats stats.

Unfortunately, I’m not as good with them as I want to be. And we want a numbers guy.

Hardwood Paroxysm is currently looking for a stats writer. If interested, please send an email to hardwoodparoxysm(at)gmail(dot)com. Qualified applicants can present

A. a reasonable knowledge of stats, especially pertaining to basketball
B. no desire whatsoever to do anything meaningful with their time
C. a hatred of Vince Carter.

GodSpeed You! Stats Sports Blogger.

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