Ziller Does Something Else Cool. Pisses Us Off.

Oh, we’re not good enough for your little map, are we, Zilly Zill?

Well, on our map, you’re on the far left (negative) axis for “Jerkface” and far bottom (negative) axis for “Punk-Ass.” How you like our map, chickenf*cker?

(Note: We don’t actually think we belong on the map, we just wanted to link to it. Ziller is a jerkface, though. Don’t believe all the crap about him being an amiable, talented writer who’s incredibly helpful and supportive. Lies. All lies. -Management)

Hardwood Paroxysm