I am literally hooting with laughter trying to write this.
Brand is clearly skipping town. Why? He put his house on the market! If he ends up signing with the Warriors, this will be the most obvious escape plan ever. If he resigns with the Clippers, well, exactly no one will be surprised. So if you’re in LA, before you kick the bum that’s hanging around outside the Blockbuster, hold up. It might just be Elton Brand. Only not. Ever.