THERE! I CAN’T HOLD IT IN ANY LONGER!

RICHARD JEFFERSON ARRESTED BECAUSE HE FELT HE HAD TO CHOKE A B*TCH!

(pant, pant)

God, that feels better.

In all seriousness, though, this kind of sucks. I always admired Richard Jefferson for not being the violent jackass on the Nets. Devin Harris, just stay at home. Seriously. It’s a disease. Just stay in your house and play Twister alone.

Hardwood Paroxysm