There are times when we are called to action in the face of mockery and ludicrousness. This is the story of one of those times. Oh, how I love the New York Knicks.
No, really. Let’s just call it. Let’s just have the Lakers and Spurs play a seven game series and be done with it. That seems to be the prevailing sensibility here. And here.
There’s no denying it. The more we’ve gotten away from it, the more it’s clear. This was a pretty genius move. It’s a no-lose for the Lakers. If Gasol comes in and gets nasty down low, he’s a decent replacement… Continue Reading
15 Reasons To Watch The Games In The NBA Tonight: 1. It’s Like Pin The Tail On The Donkey, Only Lamar Odom Is Playing The Ass: Lakers are in Toronto tonight to take on the Raps. Okay, Raps fans. You’ve… Continue Reading
Kobe finishes taking a #2. He then takes out this picture: wipes himself, flushes and laughs. He then washes his hands in the sink, looks at himself in the mirror, starts singing “I’m The World’s Greatest,” by R. Kelly and… Continue Reading
Pau Gasol has been traded to the Lakers, of all places, for the waste of air and space that is Kwame Brown and some other stuff that’s still being reported on. We’ll update this with our thoughts as we go.… Continue Reading
That sound you hear is 3 Shades Of Blue simultaneously bursting into tears and flames. Pass the buck, the Chicago home game. From the “Jesus, what balls”/”That’s poor timing, sir” department, Tayshaun Prince, after nailing the threekkake, is slipping on… Continue Reading
Come on, admit it. If you were a Sonic, you’d be tempted to let him score, just to give the dude a hand, right?
Look at that face of child-like wonderment. Oh, to be young and Crazy Pills again.
Oh Nash, ruler of all that is beautiful and fluid in the land of the NBA, why did you let your vanity bring ruin to the U.S. Airways Center? To let those weary, broken, losing-to-the-Sonics, evil-incarnate Spurs come in and… Continue Reading