Why? Because I just love imagining different players saying this. If you’re confused, click here. All pictures thanks to Yahoo! Sports:
Via Odenized, we found this. Look, Ron Artest is like Stephon Marbury. From afar, they’re great fun. We love them, because they’re interesting. They’re not just athletes. They’re more than boxscores. They’re bizarre. They’re ridiculous. But we don’t forget that… Continue Reading
Sactown Royalty alerted us that Crazy Pills thinks we hate him. “From what I’ve been reading in the blogs, everybody hates me, so I don’t know,” Artest said. “What I read in the blogs, nobody loves me.” Oh, Lord, no,… Continue Reading
Via Odenized, my favorite YouTube poster, comes this delightful touch. Okay, Monte. Okay. God, the Warlocks are bizarre.
Instead of doing one big monster post on the trades, we’re going to tackle them one at a time. Here’s my take on the Cleveland side of the mega-trade and the implications on the playoffs…Can you become better by gaining… Continue Reading
Instead of doing one big monster post on the trades, we’re going to tackle them one at a time. Here’s Corn’s take on the Seattle trade and the future of the franchise… Sam the Presti-gious I swear to God that… Continue Reading
Jesus. We’re tempted never to blog again because whatever we write won’t be near as good as this. Oh, well, back to “Who Wants To Sex…” jokes for us!
Reasons To Watch The Games Of The NBA Tonight: Well, Here We Are. All Still Here. Awesome: Raptors need a big man? Primoz Brezek. ERRRRRR! Knicks need a massive roster shakeup. No moves. EERRRRRRRRR! The difference? The Raptors can conceivably… Continue Reading
The Rockets are smoking right now, winners of ten straight, and they beat the crap out of the Heat last night. But still… Man I love seeing a 7 foot guy get blocked.