Best. Dr. Seuss Joke. Ever. What If… Starring Chris Webber and a fantastic Paperboy reference. Fantastic breakdown of Raps-Kings for tonight. Hats off to Windhorst. Dude answers everybody. Good for him. We’d try and interview him, but it would end… Continue Reading
For those of you keeping score at home: Ben Wallace: 4 pts (tied for team low), 3 Rebounds, 2 Assists, 0 Blocked Shots, -28 (Team Low)Adrian Griffin: 6 pts, 2 Rbs, 1 Assist, 1 Steal, +10Joakim “Problem-Child” Noah: 12 points,… Continue Reading
From K.D.’s er… generous piece on Kobe’s shooting last night… “eric b: i’m better than you at fantasy baksetball. and kobe is better than you at basketball. save those statistics for fu***n school bro. leave that stuff at home.” Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh… Continue Reading
15 Reasons To Watch The Games In the NBA Tonight: 1. Defeating Inferior Eastern Conference Opponents, Take 2: Denver was felled by the mighty Bobcats last night behind Captain Crash’s 40 points (MVP! MVP! We’re just going to start firing… Continue Reading
Isiah, if you’re out there, and we know you are, this can happen to you. Give us a ring. People will love you. No, no, they won’t be laughing at you, they’ll be laughing near you!
You can’t keep a good Jub-Jub down. Or in Oklahoma. (Hat tip to Mavs Moneyball.)
Um. We’re not trying to be all alarmist or Hatorade drinkin’ here, but um… 48 points is great and all, but anybody else notice the Lakers only beat the freakin’ Sonics by 3? And that Kobe took 44 shots? And… Continue Reading
Int. Day. House of CommonsThe heat is sweltering inside the NBA House of Commons. It’s always hot here, as the HOT HOT HOT NBA action creates a greenhouse effect of devastating proportions. Inside, the central air unit has been shut… Continue Reading
The All-Star Game voting results suck. Empty the Bench is on this b*tch like David Harrison on the ganj.
The Blogger MVP/ROY Rankings are up over at the Italian Sixers4Guidos. You can see the results there. Hint: People are really big on that kid that plays really well on a really crappy team with Larry Hughes. Named LeBron. What?… Continue Reading